Their progeny would be the J Brand “Power Stretch” Denim Legging. Now, I just feel like a jerk. This brings me right back to the time I “invented” the heated ice cream scooper – only to find out it already existed. So, just for the record, that scooper was my idea (cold comfort). Fabulous. Once […]
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Jolly Green Jolene.
If you didn’t get what you wanted this year from Santa this year (thanks a lot, fatty), I say, go get your jollies for yourself. My Holiday happiness this year is coming in the form of a phat watch. Two words : Rolex Milgauss. As if this watch wasn’t cool enough already, for its anniversary […]
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Kiss My Ring.
Yeah, like the Godfather. This pretty much sums up my attitude for 2011. So, what better way to let people know you want this level of ass-kissing than a big f**k-off Mafia Don ring on your pinky? I can’t think of one. My need for instant gratification, therefore, led me directly to my favorite local […]
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Saving My Ass!!!
I have no full length mirrors in my house. I know, strange for someone who dresses people for a living…. The reason for this glaring omission in my home decorating is that I have a policy to neeeever to look at my rear view. My philosophy is that if I look good from the front […]
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Dying Over It…..Literally.
You almost lost me last Sunday. It’s taken me until today just to be able to talk about it. It started innocently enough. I stopped by a party celebrating the second anniversary of my favorite local beauty emporium, Woo, and was in full, “Jolene” mode when I was introduced to amazonian beauty, Lisa Witzlib. We […]
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