I hate “Yes” people. They suck. The funniest thing is that people always love these spineless sycophants – they’re everywhere. Haven’t we realized by now that they are all either: a) too lazy to tell you the truth and deal with the possible consequences of your anger or b) actually evil, and are working to […]
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Lancome’s Visionnaire…Do My Eyes Deceive Me?
Let’s say I’ve been around the block….didn’t just fall of a turnip truck….this ain’t my first Rodeo – I’m assuming you get the point. That’s why I am in actual toxic shock about what I’m about to say. This shit works. Again, I can’t believe this is coming out of my mouth (keyboard). The good […]
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Baby New Year?
Baby whale maybe. I’m not joking. Why the hell did someone put New Year’s right after all these food-centric holidays?!!?? It’s 32 days from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day. That’s how long we (ok, me) have been eating 8 million tons of crap that would never pass these glossy lips any other time of the […]
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If Jeans and Spanx had Sex…
Their progeny would be the J Brand “Power Stretch” Denim Legging. Now, I just feel like a jerk. This brings me right back to the time I “invented” the heated ice cream scooper – only to find out it already existed. So, just for the record, that scooper was my idea (cold comfort). Fabulous. Once […]
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Jolly Green Jolene.
If you didn’t get what you wanted this year from Santa this year (thanks a lot, fatty), I say, go get your jollies for yourself. My Holiday happiness this year is coming in the form of a phat watch. Two words : Rolex Milgauss. As if this watch wasn’t cool enough already, for its anniversary […]
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