The Holiday Season means two things to me. Ok, three things. The first thing, obviously, is eating and drinking a crap-ton of food not mentioned (in a positive way) in any diet book I have been able to find (the first thing, therefore, actually makes the third thing more of a sick joke than it […]
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Mrs. Vreeland Made Me Do It
“Never fear being vulgar, just boring” D.V. Any of you reading this who know me, know that I am frequently vulgar – and, I think it goes without saying, never boring. Happily, that vulgarity, although disquieting to some, has always served me well – at least in my opinion. I’m sure the people who think […]
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Namaste At Yoga Please
Please, please… will somebody tell me what the deal with Yoga pants is? In the spirit of full disclosure, anyone who read my article “Targeting Tension” knows that I have only a vague understanding of the allure of Yoga going into this, however, the legions of Lululemonites roaming the highways and byways of this great […]
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Hide Hunter: The Black Side Of Addiction
Do you know that show “My Strange Addiction” on TLC?? Holy shit. It’s amazing. If you’ve never seen it, I’m not kidding, you must add it to your TiVo list – stat. Once I saw an episode where the death of this woman’s mother was so traumatizing, she became addicted to eating dry wall. They […]
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Saying No To “Yes” People
I hate “Yes” people. They suck. The funniest thing is that people always love these spineless sycophants – they’re everywhere. Haven’t we realized by now that they are all either: a) too lazy to tell you the truth and deal with the possible consequences of your anger or b) actually evil, and are working to […]
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